So Tumblr user Chocolate-Covered-Portals was nice enough to send me some of the Portal 2 game files that contain *omitted* dialogue, and I’ve been having a look in them. A lot of it is code gibberish, of course, but there’s sections that contain strings of dialogue, and so I’ve copy and pasted them all together for my own reference. Might as well post it!
One thing though, the files were sort of like… multiple “drafts”, so there are parts under the cut where I’ve mashed multiple “drafts” together, otherwise it would be unreadable.
I’m not going to lie, though. This is pretty cool, I’ve been flipping out over it for days… Definitely sheds a new light on some things.
(I’ve started with the beginning of The Itch because it was the most legible and also the most hilarious imo. Omitted dialogue from Wheatley and GLaDOS under the cut!!!! Anything with double parenthesis is my own comment. The rest are Valve’s dialogue!)
Best parody of Call Me Maybe, hands down.
I just spit applejuice on my computer screen
I wasn’t prepared
I;M CRYNG LS HElP MEEE
this si now my favorite post on all of tumblr
Badger in Firefly
Canton Delaware in Doctor Who
Arnon in Charmed
Crowley in SupernaturalBenedict Valare in Warehouse 13
And Graham Tanaka in Dollhouse
WHY IS THIS MAN NOT KING OF TUMBLR????
Don’t forget Romo Lampkin in Battlestar Galactica!
are we not going to talk about star trek
Are we also ignoring the X-Files?
He was on Chuck
He was too
James Sterling in Leverage